Travis Henry is BACK baby… actually he’s BACK with another freakin’ baby. Two of them. The man who already has nine kids by NINE different mothers, still refuses to buy condoms. Some may say it’s sad, but I say it’s AWESOME! Why, because I just can’t imagine any woman being dumb enough to sleep with Travis Henry these days. Seriously, he’s played football for three NFL teams (Buffalo, Tennessee and Denver) so you know his face is familiar, and yet there’s still women willing to take a chance on a man that pays $170,000 a year in child support. If T. Hen is ever short on payments he should just come out with a video about “How to run game when you’ve got 9 kids with 9 different women” by Travis Henry. Chapter 1 Don’t tell that bitch about any of your kids or they baby mama’s, talk about some of your recent achievements and buy her at least 7 drinks.

Good Luck Vanessa!
New York Tabloids have recently linked starlet Kate Hudson to Yankee star Alex Rodriguez. Rumor has it that the reason that A-Rod has been missing games with a case of “fatigue” is because he’s been burning the midnight oil with Hudson. That’s gotta piss off New Yorkers seeing as how the Yankees are paying Rodriguez 33 million dollars and everyone knows that for half that amount they could distract Hudson with some shitty B movie (where she’ll probably show her boobs) and let A-Rod focus on whipping the Red Sox.
Yeah I’d be fatigued myself
Wimbledon started this week and while it is the best tournament in Tennis, it’s just not the same when we can’t look forward to Maria Sharapova sweating all over the court. Seriously, haven’t tennis fans been put through enough? For years millions of male fans suffered through Anna Kournikova getting bounced in the early rounds of tennis events, but we just can’t take it again Martina! If Sharapova keeps getting bounced in the early rounds of tennis events, women are going to figure out that men all over the world don’t give a crap who wins and are just watching her because she’s smoking hot. So thank you Gisela Dulko for beating Sharapova, now I have to watch three more rounds of beefy trannies grunting at each other just to keep from getting busted.

That dude is bad ass at tennis!
THE UNITED STATES SOCCER TEAM defeated Spain 2-0 Thursday night. I’m serious! I am not even messing around! I know you don’t watch soccer, but seriously this victory is soccer’s version of the Miracle on Ice if only it happened in the preseason. Everyone knows that the US never beats good teams, as a matter of fact we usually end up getting beat by third world countries that cant even afford shoes for their team and that is why it is so sweet that they beat the BEST team in the entire world. A team that had set an international record with 15 straight victories and had tied Brazil’s record unbeaten streak of 35, that’s who the US National team defeated. And BAM, just like that, the shoe is on the other foot and the rest of the world knows how the Americans felt when the Dream Team couldn’t even make it the medal round at the Basketball World Championships.

We beat a team that could afford shoes!
LSU defeated Texas in the College World Series on Thursday in one of the closest matched championship series that…no one really watched. Damn it come on people! The College World Series is better than the BCS and the Final Four put together, because unlike football, Baseball settles the championship on the field, and unlike basketball most college baseball players don’t bolt for the pros after their freshman year. They either go straight from high school to the show or they bang it out in college for four years. That’s why this years match up between LSU and Texas was such an epic battle because both teams were national powerhouses that were stocked with talent. So here’s to the new College Baseball National Champions, the LSU Tigers. Enjoy it while you can because we’re going to kick your ass in football.

Lastly lets give a shout out to one of the sexiest women on the planet back in the 70’s, Farrah Fawcett. She will be missed. 