Fright at the Feature Table: EPT Berlin

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The European Poker Tour made its latest stop at Berlin last week. While in many respects the event was another huge success — attracting a whopping 945 entrants to the €5,000+€300 buy-in Main Event — an armed robbery took place on Day 4 (Saturday), garnering international headlines. The New York Times has reported that the robbers made off with approximately €240,000. Luckily no one was seriously injured, although as of this writing the suspects remain at large.

The Russian player Ilya Gorodetsky was one of 20 remaining in the Main Event that Saturday afternoon when the robbery occurred. Gorodetsky had had some success on the EPT already this season, finishing 19th at the EPT Kyiv Main Event last August, and taking third in a £2,500 buy-in event at EPT London. He also made the final table of the Betfair LIVE! event at Kyiv back in December. I spoke with Gorodetsky this week to learn more about what it was like when the tourney was so unexpectedly interrupted.

I started by asking him to describe the first three-and-a-half days of his tournament. Gorodetsky characterized the field at EPT Berlin as being a bit stronger than he’d encountered at other EPT events, though perhaps not quite as unpredictable (generally speaking). The first three days of the tournament all followed a similar trajectory for Gorodetsky, starting slow then ending well. Entering Day 4, Gorodetsky had amassed nearly one million chips, putting him at 13th with 24 players left.

Short-Stacked Shamus: So what were your thoughts heading into Day 4?

Ilya Gorodetsky: When I saw my table draw, it was clear it would be my first big live TV table. I had once been at a feature table during a Russian Poker tour event, but I only played two hands there… so it was quite a short stay.

SSS: How did the day start out for you?

IG: I won one big pot early, then lost a couple and was back to my starting stack when… well, that’s when the main topic of our interview came into play!

SSS: I’ve seen the footage from the EPT Live streaming broadcast. A hand is being played, and then suddenly everyone runs away from the table.

IG: Yes, it was like that. The hand was at the river, and a player was thinking about what to do when screaming started. We didn’t see anything, though, because we were behind the big screen that surrounds the feature table. Also, the doors to the ballroom were closed, so even those who weren’t playing at the TV table couldn’t see what was going on in the corridor which is where the robbery took place.

SSS: This event was at the Grand Hyatt Hotel in Berlin, yes?

IG: That’s right. A lot of EPT events are held outside of casinos, which is usually a nice thing because I am not a big fan of casinos at all. I am not a gambler, so I just don’t like the atmosphere. But, of course, from the point of view of security, casinos are really well secured

SSS: So the screaming started — the first indication something was up…

IG: Yes, the screaming was the most scary thing. Then came the running. People were trying to escape through the emergency exit. That’s when the backdrop started to fall down on the feature table, so I had no choice but to move. I saw a lot of players running to this emergency exit, so I went there, too. For a couple of minutes there were so many people it was like a traffic jam, but then it opened up and we went out to the street through some kitchen or something.

SSS: So you didn’t see the robbers, because they were out in the corridor?

IG: Yes. As soon as we were in the street, there was a lot of discussion about what was going on. Then there were some people who saw the robbers — they had been in the line to register [for a side event] when the robbers came.

The ballroom was on the second floor, so [apparently] the robbers had just entered through the main entrance in their usual clothes, then put on their masks. They were trying to be as quick as possible, so they were running up to the second floor and they were also screaming. Probably they read something about how when you scream at somebody it frightens them even more.

SSS: It sounds frightening.

IG: One woman told me that at first it felt like it was some kind of silly joke. I mean, besides guns they also had these big machetes — not the usual thing to have for a robbery, as far as I understand. I’m not an expert…

SSS: Ha, yes. A machete would seem a little inconvenient.

IG: Absolutely [laughing]. But the woman said when she saw the eyes of one of the robbers, she understood immediately that it was not a joke, because he was kind of crazy — maybe because of some drugs or something like that, or just the adrenaline rush or something, I don’t know.

SSS: So how long did you wait outside?

IG: A lot of police cars came, and after about 15 minutes we were allowed to come back into the building. But we were not allowed into the ballroom as there was probably some sort of criminal investigation going. So the Main Event was on a break for more than three hours.

SSS: I understand there were problems with chip stacks getting knocked over.

IG: Yes, the tables for the Main Event were right on the way to these emergency exits, so when people were running over, some shook the table or something like that. It was a weird situation, but thanks to [EPT Tournament Director] Thomas Kremser, it was all sorted out.

SSS: What was the mood like once the chip stacks were restored and the tourney restarted?

IG: [As I mentioned,] at our table a hand was in progress, but the pot was not so big. The guys involved decided just to split the pot, and instead just made a €50 side bet on who had the best hand. But at one of the other tables there was an all-in situation between an Italian player [Luca Cainelli] who was short-stacked and a very nice Finnish guy [Ilari Tahkokallio] who eventually took second in the event, and who was also an excellent player.

The Italian guy was all in with A-Q versus the Finnish guy’s A-10. The flop and turn were all blanks, [and the river had yet to be dealt]. Thomas [Kremser] told everyone that he should have cancelled the hand, because he couldn’t guarantee that nobody had changed the deck. The only way they could finish the hand was if they both agreed to do so.

[Cainelli,] who was all in with the A-Q, was ready to complete the hand, so all the pressure to decide was on the Finnish guy. It was a huge moral dilemma for him. There were 20 players remaining, and we were playing for 1 million euros for first prize, which is like life-changing money for everyone.

SSS: That is a dilemma.

IG: [Tahkokallio] asked if he really had to make the decision, and Thomas [Kremser] told him he could say he didn’t want to make the decision, but it was clear that would be the same as if he were saying “no” [i.e., they would have to restart the hand].

He thought for a couple of minutes. Then he found, I think, I pretty nice way out of the situation. He asked the Italian guy what he would do in his shoes.

SSS: That’s inspired.

IG: The Italian guy was a very nice guy also, and he told the Finnish guy that if they’d had similar stack-sizes, he’d say let’s play this hand over. But since [Tahkokallio] had a much larger stack, [Cainelli] said he would probably let the hand play down to the river. The Finnish guy asked him “Are 100% sure?” And he answered “Yes, I am 100% sure.” And at that very moment [Tahkokallio] said “Okay, let’s play the hand down to the river.”

Then [Cainelli] went around the table and embraced the Finnish guy and told him that they would see the river together and that if it were a 10, it would be okay with him. It wasn’t a 10 and the Italian guy doubled up, but good karma came to [Tahkokallio] as he won a lot of pots at the end of the day, and finally busted out [Cainelli] in 11th place.

It was really a very touching and amazing scene. There were a lot of like people who were rooting for [Tahkokallio] and a lot of applause for his gentleman-like behavior.

SSS: Yes, that kind of relates to something I’d noticed when reading all of the reports. I read how everyone had come back — the players, reporters, tourney staff — and I got the sense that after going through something like that everyone appeared to have come together afterwards. I liked reading about how everyone seemed to have helped each other handle the situation, and I was glad the tourney was completed, too.

IG: Yes, of course people are feeling closer to each other after such an event. But I’m not sure that it was the right decision to play this day, to tell the truth. Not because I didn’t have my full TV table [laughing]…

SSS: That’s right. They decided to stop the coverage for the day.

IG: I mean, that was okay with me. I’ll have some other chances. But the problem was that definitely there were some players — including Kevin MacPhee, who was the chip leader at the time — who were not, you know, in the mood to play at all. He was feeling very uncomfortable. [I don't think] a guy from Idaho [MacPhee's home state] is really used to this kind of stuff!

But this proves what a good player he is, because even though he seemed shaken up, immediately after the game restarted he started raising and reraising a lot and building up a stack and finished the day a very big chip leader. And he held the lead almost through the entire final table.

SSS: So you think perhaps they might’ve waited until the next day to restart the tourney?

IG: Yes, I’m not sure it was the right decision, but I was okay with it. It was no inconvenience for me — I was fine. Unfortunately, I got very unlucky a little later [and was eliminated in 16th].

SSS: So the robbers remain at large.

IG: Yes. From the videos I have seen online and the discussions from guys over there, it seems pretty clear it was not some group of organized robbers but just some random guys who have maybe, like, dealt with criminals. They might have seen how the system [for collecting money] was organized… [and] they just decided to take a shot. I think there is a big chance that they will be caught. I read that they found some traces…?

SSS: DNA. And I think one of them left fingerprints, too.

IG: Yes, so either they were very silly criminals, or they were just inexperienced — not professional. But I do want to mention the amazing courage of one of the guards who was fighting with them without any weapons. And also the guy who filmed everything. I heard an interview with him, and they asked him “Everyone was running away from the place… why did you decide to go out from the ballroom and just to make some recording?” And his answer was “I’m a cameraman!”

SSS: Just doing his job, he said.

IG: Of course, it’s kind of unpredictable how this or that person will behave under such circumstances. But it is really nice that there are brave people who are not afraid or cracking under pressure.

There were some funny stories involving some of the Russian guys there who are probably more used to this kind of stuff than anybody else. For example, there was a story on 2+2 where the guys explained how when some were hiding under the tables, there was one Russian guy who was just standing and playing with chips.

The fact was, there were some guys from Russia and Ukraine playing in this event who had previously played a lot in undercover clubs during Soviet times, where there were thieves or criminals. So those people were not as frightened by this kind of situation.

SSS: That kind of makes me think of Doyle Brunson’s autobiography (reviewed here) in which he tells several stories of being in situations with thieves and guns pointed at him. And he obviously learned to deal with it and persevere.

IG: That’s why Brunson is so popular in Russia — unbelievably popular. They like these kind of stories he’s telling, and people really think he has something in common with them.

I heard about another Russian guy who was trying to stop the panic when everyone was running around. I heard he hit one of the running guys who was in complete hysterics. He punched him in the face just to stop the panic! You need to do it when somebody is just completely out of his mind…

SSS: Right.

IG: I don’t know whether it was true or not — usually after this kind of situation there are a lot of stories, partially true, partially not.

Much thanks to Ilya Gorodetsky for taking the time to tell us his story!

Bundesliga Betting: Schalke can win this weekend but can they go all the way?

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Wolfsburg won the Bundesliga last season when everyone wrote them off but can Schalke emulate them this year, asks Kevin Hatchard. Plus the best of this weekend’s betting.

Maybe This Time

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Phil Hellmuth is the chip leader with 15 left at the 2010 Bay 101 Shooting Star. “The Greatest No Limit Hold’em Player Alive” has eleven WSOP bracelets, is fifth on the All Time Money list with over $11,000.000 in career earnings and yet a win tomorrow would be the biggest single cash of his life. You, sir are exceedingly overdue.

WPT Stat Monkey Factoid of the Day: Other great players whose biggest career win is a WPT title? Phil Ivey (LAPC $1,596,100), Daniel Negreanu (Five Diamond $1,770,218) and Doyle Brunson (Legends of Poker $1,198,260).

TV or Not TV

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TV or Not TVAs a child, I watched lots of television. Didn’t distinguish me much. We all did it, just about. Except for that new kid with the fussy parents who wouldn’t let you come in past the foyer when you went over to see if he could play. Word was they didn’t allow TV, for whatever reason. Or maybe it was just one hour a day. The rest of us, though, we watched and watched and watched.

I remember coming home from school and watching “All in the Family” and “Match Game” back-to-back. Both shows were filled with adult-themed references my elementary-school-sized brain couldn’t hope to follow. But I watched nonetheless. ’Cos, well, it was what was on. Then I watched the next show and the one that came after that. Did homework in there somewhere. Ate dinner. And somehow I became a reader, too, despite all the hours in front of the tube.

It really wasn’t until I got to college that I finally turned the TV off. Much, much more interesting things to do, it turned out. Gradually over the years since then I began watching again, but in the last couple of years or so TV has once more begun to fade away from the day-to-day. Vera and I have two sets, but weeks go by without the one upstairs being turned on. The downstairs set gets played a few times a week, though usually it is sports (my choice), home shows (hers), or “30 Rock” (both). And that’s about it.

All of which is to say, I’m almost never watching poker on TV anymore, despite the preponderance of shows available to watch. Sometimes I’ll go online to see an episode or three of “Poker After Dark” or “High Stakes Poker,” or perhaps to catch the latest “Poker2Nite,” but usually doing so is an afterthought — i.e., not something I’m actively seeking out or for which I’m scheduling time.

2009 Caesars Cup at WSOPEI did happen to see some of the WSOP Europe coverage on ESPN (or ESPN2) the other day. Caught some of that “Caesars Cup” won by the Europeans against the Americans (and Canadian). The show was somewhat interesting to follow, although the poker was hardly compelling since the crazy-fast structure meant it was all-in-all-the-time. The “doubles” matches — especially those “alternate bet” ones that had teammates taking turns street by street — presented a couple of curious moments, but again the big, big blinds tended to mute whatever novel strategic questions might have been suggested by the format.

High Stakes PokerI also caught the first episode of the new season of “High Stakes Poker” a couple of days ago, which remains a very entertaining and engaging show, I think. I had been prepared to come away with some sort of opinion about the decision to remove A.J. Benza as co-host and Gabe Kaplan’s straight man, and to introduce Kara Scott in a different role (not commentating but interviewing players). But I was too distracted by Phil Ivey and the others gobbling up Phil Hellmuth’s $200,000 stack of chips within the first half-hour. (I’ll try to watch a few more episodes, then come back down the road with some sort of review of the current season.)

I remember hearing the guys on the 2+2 Pokercast talk about how they almost felt sorry for Hellmuth there. I guess I understood what they meant — was a pretty desperate stretch of hands for the Poker Brat — though I can’t say I shared the sentiment.

No need to feel sorry for Hellmuth today, of course, as he is currently the chip leader with 27 players left at the World Poker Tour Bay 101 Shooting Star event. Close behind are Hassan Habib (2nd) and Andy Seth (3rd), with Matt Keikoan (5th), Faraz Jaka (7th), and Chau Giang (9th) lurking. Jonathan Little and Scotty Nguyen still have chips, too.

Could make for a good TV final table down the road, I guess. I’ll watch, if there isn’t something else to do.

(Post title via the 1973 comedy LP by Phil Proctor and Peter Bergman, one of those Firesign Theatre side projects. “Give Up This Day” still cracks me up. “Good bless you, and God night, and please don’t touch that dial…”)

TV or Not TV

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TV or Not TVAs a child, I watched lots of television. Didn’t distinguish me much. We all did it, just about. Except for that new kid with the fussy parents who wouldn’t let you come in past the foyer when you went over to see if he could play. Word was they didn’t allow TV, for whatever reason. Or maybe it was just one hour a day. The rest of us, though, we watched and watched and watched.

I remember coming home from school and watching “All in the Family” and “Match Game” back-to-back. Both shows were filled with adult-themed references my elementary-school-sized brain couldn’t hope to follow. But I watched nonetheless. ’Cos, well, it was what was on. Then I watched the next show and the one that came after that. Did homework in there somewhere. Ate dinner. And somehow I became a reader, too, despite all the hours in front of the tube.

It really wasn’t until I got to college that I finally turned the TV off. Much, much more interesting things to do, it turned out. Gradually over the years since then I began watching again, but in the last couple of years or so TV has once more begun to fade away from the day-to-day. Vera and I have two sets, but weeks go by without the one upstairs being turned on. The downstairs set gets played a few times a week, though usually it is sports (my choice), home shows (hers), or “30 Rock” (both). And that’s about it.

All of which is to say, I’m almost never watching poker on TV anymore, despite the preponderance of shows available to watch. Sometimes I’ll go online to see an episode or three of “Poker After Dark” or “High Stakes Poker,” or perhaps to catch the latest “Poker2Nite,” but usually doing so is an afterthought — i.e., not something I’m actively seeking out or for which I’m scheduling time.

2009 Caesars Cup at WSOPEI did happen to see some of the WSOP Europe coverage on ESPN (or ESPN2) the other day. Caught some of that “Caesars Cup” won by the Europeans against the Americans (and Canadian). The show was somewhat interesting to follow, although the poker was hardly compelling since the crazy-fast structure meant it was all-in-all-the-time. The “doubles” matches — especially those “alternate bet” ones that had teammates taking turns street by street — presented a couple of curious moments, but again the big, big blinds tended to mute whatever novel strategic questions might have been suggested by the format.

High Stakes PokerI also caught the first episode of the new season of “High Stakes Poker” a couple of days ago, which remains a very entertaining and engaging show, I think. I had been prepared to come away with some sort of opinion about the decision to remove A.J. Benza as co-host and Gabe Kaplan’s straight man, and to introduce Kara Scott in a different role (not commentating but interviewing players). But I was too distracted by Phil Ivey and the others gobbling up Phil Hellmuth’s $200,000 stack of chips within the first half-hour. (I’ll try to watch a few more episodes, then come back down the road with some sort of review of the current season.)

I remember hearing the guys on the 2+2 Pokercast talk about how they almost felt sorry for Hellmuth there. I guess I understood what they meant — was a pretty desperate stretch of hands for the Poker Brat — though I can’t say I shared the sentiment.

No need to feel sorry for Hellmuth today, of course, as he is currently the chip leader with 27 players left at the World Poker Tour Bay 101 Shooting Star event. Close behind are Hassan Habib (2nd) and Andy Seth (3rd), with Matt Keikoan (5th), Faraz Jaka (7th), and Chau Giang (9th) lurking. Jonathan Little and Scotty Nguyen still have chips, too.

Could make for a good TV final table down the road, I guess. I’ll watch, if there isn’t something else to do.

(Post title via the 1973 comedy LP by Phil Proctor and Peter Bergman, one of those Firesign Theatre side projects. “Give Up This Day” still cracks me up. “Good bless you, and God night, and please don’t touch that dial…”)

Wolverhampton Market Movers: Thursday March 11

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All the betting moves from this evening’s racing at Wolverhampton

Can the LA Dodgers save the NL this 2010 MLB Season?

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seth-edward-oneal.jpgFor some reason, the National League always plays second fiddle to the American League because its counterpart has the Yankees and the Red Sox.

Coming to the 2010 MLB baseball season, teams from the National League will once again have the opportunity to outshine those more popular teams from the American League. Yup, betting on these NL teams won’t be that bad of an idea at all.

So which of these NL teams are worth the buck? What about the Los Angeles Dodgers? For the Dodgers, the contract extension of Joe Torre was a huge lift to their spirits. And with Torre still on board, I can’t see any reason why this team will fall from grace anytime soon.

Torre, who originally figured to retire following the 2009 season, said he had committed to a one-year extension that will take his current deal through 2011. Torre’s agent, Maury Gostfrand, and the Dodgers are working on the financial details.

When Joe Torre originally signed a three-year contract to manage the Dodgers starting in the 2008 season, he only intended on managing two of those years. He structured the deal that way because he didn’t want to feel like a lame-duck manager after just one year in Los Angeles.

But then the Dodgers advanced to the NL Championship Series in 2008 and 2009, prompting Torre to stick around and see what might happen next. Even before seeing the results of the 2010 season, he wants to make sure he’s around for one more year.

Make no mistake, though, Torre will manage in 2011 and then…

League One Betting Preview: Back a tight derby at the Den

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Millwall against Charlton is one of several top League One games coming up this Saturday, all of which have the potential to cause a ripples in the promotion markets, writes Alan Dudman.

Who won the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant?

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Yep, after Howard Stern hinted that he’ll be hosting something like this on his radio show for weeks, guess what, HE ACTUALLY DID.

In case you’ve been living under a rock lately, Tiger Woods has been losing all kinds of endorsement deals lately after the public found out that the very clean and polite sports icon has been cheating on his wife all this time.

Unbelievable ain’t it? This was after Woods and his wife, Elin Nordegren, smashed their SUV into a fire hydrant on Thanksgiving, leading some to believe that there was some kind of marital spat between the two inside the vehicle that led to the unfortunate accident.

Rachel Uchitel was the first of Tiger Woods’ mistresses that the public learned about, probably because it was Uchitel who Nordegren initially accused Tiger of cheating with. Soon, every other one of Tiger’s mistresses came out, all probably longing to have the same media attention the other has been getting.

And boy, there sure were a lot of them.

And since all of them are grade A asses suitable for a sports icon like Tiger Woods, Howard Stern couldn’t help himself but go grab a piece of the phenomenon. So, he hosted a beauty pageant exclusively for all of Tiger’s lovely mistresses on the Howard Stern Show. Unfortunately, Rachel Uchitel couldn’t be on it after she agreed to some kind of deal with…

Who won the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant?

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Yep, after Howard Stern hinted that he’ll be hosting something like this on his radio show for weeks, guess what, HE ACTUALLY DID.

In case you’ve been living under a rock lately, Tiger Woods has been losing all kinds of endorsement deals lately after the public found out that the very clean and polite sports icon has been cheating on his wife all this time.

Unbelievable ain’t it? This was after Woods and his wife, Elin Nordegren, smashed their SUV into a fire hydrant on Thanksgiving, leading some to believe that there was some kind of marital spat between the two inside the vehicle that led to the unfortunate accident.

Rachel Uchitel was the first of Tiger Woods’ mistresses that the public learned about, probably because it was Uchitel who Nordegren initially accused Tiger of cheating with. Soon, every other one of Tiger’s mistresses came out, all probably longing to have the same media attention the other has been getting.

And boy, there sure were a lot of them.

And since all of them are grade A asses suitable for a sports icon like Tiger Woods, Howard Stern couldn’t help himself but go grab a piece of the phenomenon. So, he hosted a beauty pageant exclusively for all of Tiger’s lovely mistresses on the Howard Stern Show. Unfortunately, Rachel Uchitel couldn’t be on it after she agreed to some kind of deal with…